Of all the cringe-inducing things you’ll hear on WEEI, Dale Arnold's occasional hip-hop speak is the worst. MG would blush with embarrassment if he could. But he can’t. (As you probably know, humans are the only primates who can blush. Well, actually, I've known some Japanese Snow Monkeys who can blush. Plus, of course, the Yeti.)
[This yeti's got a little ZZ Top thing going on.]What Dale says: Don't be bringin' that weak-ass stuff into my lane!
What Dale thinks: Heh heh. I'm a dorky white guy, but I use urban phrases now and then. Because everyone knows how funny it is when a straitlaced white guy talks like a black dude, right? Right?
I'm literally losing my hair over this...and I'm not misusing "literally" like everyone on 850 does. I mean, each time Dale talks like this, I go Samsonite-commercial crazy and pull out a tuft of my own fucking hair!
Sweet St. Bonobo, please make that midday geek stop. I can't take any more.
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